Sunday, January 20, 2008

Profile: Mark Sanderson


Mark Sanderson

Winner of the opening event in 2007 when Sandy cut through the waves in the pool like Duncan Goodhew. A powerhouse of a competitor Sandy always performs well in the physical events. Number 2 in 2007 he is sure to be amongst the favourites in 2008.
2007 High Point: A Nemo like performance in the pool
2007 Low Point: Having to turn up for Badmington after a night on the Beer.
Key Stats:
Staminia: 9
Hand Skills: 6
Mental Strenth: 7
Drinking Prowess: 7

Profile: Richard Ledgard



Richard Ledgard

Leggy had a poor attendance record in 2007 turning up for just half the events. When he turned up he was a model of consistency chalking up several 8 pointers. A keen golfer he was dissapointed to not claim the golf title as he hacked is way round the pitch and putt at Midgley. This years event is sure to be at a championship course. Leggy will also be hoping for a strong performance in the running. If he can get on the pitch Sicknote could be a contender.

2007 High Point: Turning up for the cycling with his kiddies pink bike to claim a couple more points

2007 Low Point: The round of Golf round a 'Mickey Mouse Course'

Key Stats:

Stamina: 7

Hand Skills: 8

Mental Strength; 8

Drinking Prowess: 8

Profile: Paul Clarkson


Paul Clarkson

Just completing the events for Clarky was an achievement as he combined professional sport with house building in 2007. A 5th finish was a credible effort and this year he is hoping for better. Strong behind the wheel of a Kart he will be looking for a flyer in event 1 in 2008. Can 'Bob the Builder' get on his ladder and climb his way up the league in 2008.

2007 High Point: A great night out at the Karting

2007 Low Point: 5ft 4inch tall

Key Stats:

Stamina: 7

Hand Skills: 7

Mental Strength: 8

Drinking Prowess: 7

Profile: Andy Bryne


Andy Bryne

The popular lad who finished 4th. Many hours out running and cycling as dawn broke through summer saw Andy finish a very respectable 4th in 2007. He won't let anything stand in the way of success and a £500 bike is no problem if it will cut a few seconds off the time. Climbed up the table well towards the end and is looking to take that form into 2008.
2007 High Point: An exciting night down the Bowling Alley
2007 Low Point: Having to don a swimming cap in event 1.
Key Stats
Stamina: 8
Hand Skills: 7
Mental Strength: 7
Drinking Prowess: 8

Profile: Adrian Filak


Adrian Filak

Adrian's performances were up and down in 2007. He didn't enjoy the long distance events too much but was a hit with the racket in squash and Badminton. A really strong performance in the Golf sent shock waves through the group. The oldest competitor in the group will he have the legs for it again in 2008?
2007 High Point: A superb round of golf in the summer
2007 Low Point: The smells that come from his rear end. Don't get behind him
Key Stats:
Stamina 4
Hand Skills 8
Mental Strength 7
Drinking Prowess 5 upgraded to 8 after appeal

Profile: Rob Wilks


Rob Wilks

The youngest but heaviest of the athletes he enjoyed some good moments but was let down by some poor events with the racket and cue. A finish of 6th was a disappointment in 2007 but will he return from a serious ankle injury to be stronger in 08?. Winner of the bowling event and a front runner on track in the 100 and 800 meters.

2007 High Point: A Cram like sprint round the 800 meters

2007 Low point: The 9th Hole at Midgley where an abacus will be needed in 08

Key Stats:

Stamina: 7

Hand Skills: 3

Mental Strength: 7

Drinking Prowess: 8

Profile: Russell Payne


Russell Payne

The plumbers favourite! Russ battled hard for his 9th place spot in 07. Although he would like more pub based sports he showed some great effort in the outdoors. Endless hours on the treadmill has made Russ a competitor in many events. He will be looking to take the Pool event in 08 after been fluked out of it by Bligh-Smith in 07.


2007 High Point: Out in Town after the bowling event.

2007 Low Point: Staying in bed to miss out on the cycling event.


Key Stats:

Stamina: 5
Hand Skills: 6
Mental Strength: 6
Drinking Prowess: 10

Profile: Mark Armitage


Mark Armitage:

Last placed Mark was far from embarrassed in this competition in 07. As he turns 40 this season he will be looking for his old head to add some guile to his sporting performance. The completion of the 10k filled Mark with pride after a relatively short training period running to the Smiths and back.
2007 High Point: Finishing the 10k run
2007 Low Point: Starting the 10k run
Key Stats
Stamina: 4
Hand Skills : 6
Mental Strength: 7
Drinking Prowess: 8

Profile: Ian Noke


Ian Noke

Nokey was pleased with his top 3 finish in 2007. A good all rounder with a particular strength in the racket sports. His is the member of the team who is most likely to sneak in some extra practice to gain that competitive edge. He thinned down to a good fighting weight for the key events through a diet of gin and tonic can he get in that shape in 08.
High Point of 2007: Those vessel bursting press ups down at Leeds Road
Low Point of 2007: Falling asleep at Bagden Hall !!
Key Stats
Stamina: 6
Hand Skills: 9
Mental Strength: 7
Drinking Prowess: 7

Profile: Chris Farnworth


Chris Farnworth.

The staminia champion winning both the 10k and cycling in 2007 but was dissapointed with his overall standing of 7th. He is sure to be looking for better things in 2008 and his training schedule is now well underway. Will the balding ginger man be able to over come the demons in his mind to secure enough points in the more technical events.
Strong favourite again for the running and cycling in 2008.
2007 high point: Crossing the line at the 10k
2007 low point: Telling his wife Rachel where to go when she critised his 800 meters run
Key Stats:
Stamina 10
Hand Skills 4
Mental Strength 6
Drinking prowess 1

Profile: Richard Bligh-Smith



Richard Bligh-Smith

THE CHAMPION 2007
The man with the knee supports. An all rounder who had a fair amount of luck on his way to claiming the 2007 title. Will those knees hold out in 08? Also done a great job as club secretary and score keeper over the last year. The peoples champ will be up against it in 08 under some strong competition from the rest of the field.

2007 High Point: 3 deflections, 4 cushions and an in off on his way to the pool title
2007 Low Point: No Lows - life is one big high for Rich

Key Stats:
Stamina: 8
Hand Skills: 9
Mental Strength: 8
Drinking Prowess: 7